Thursday, January 25, 2007

Paparazzi

hello hello

i had a brainwave the other day, about paparazzi.

now i fully understand a celebrities right to withhold their child from the rhelm of the lens.

but if the celebrities just stopped for like 10 mins and said to the paparazzi, 'you have 10 mins to take pictures, we'll smile and pose, etc...' and then left. i'm sure the paparazzi would take their photos and then leave. allowing the celebrities to have more of a life than if they try and hide.

come on, the hunters love a chase. am i right? so if you just give in and allow 10 mins then they have done the job and go back to the office, leaving you in peace.

the paparazzi get paid, the celebrities get to leave somewhere without being mobbed with thousands of epeleptic-like flashes, everyone is happy and the world keeps spinning.

and thats the way the cookie crumbles,
and thats the way,
ah huh, ah huh,
i like it,
ah huh,
ah huh

andrew

Volunteer FireFighters

hello

well, i was recently watching the news when a story came on that bugged me, oh so much.

it was a bunch of australian, go figure, volunteer firefighters who were upset because the australian government was paying other, specialised, firefighters (not volunteer ones) from other countries to fight the overwhelming fires across aussie and wernt paying the aussie volunteer firefighters.

now i have one logical statement to close this story.

the reason you arent getting paid.....is......because......

YOUR VOLUNTEERS!!!!!!!

am i right or what?

And.....thats the way the cookie crumbles

andrew

Asian Drivers

hey,

i just came back from driving and had so much contact with the above race and there 'emacculate' driving abilities i had to say something.

why is it when an asian driver is doing the wrong thing and driving irratically, and you point it out, they put on the whole fake 'i dont speaka no englisha' expression or they wave and say hi!?
is it so hard to READ the ROAD SIGNS!!!! or LEARN to DRIVE!!!!
i mean if the arrow on the road points in one direction and there are no other arrows pointing in opposite directions, which way do ya think your supposed to go!?????

FOLLOW THE ARROW!!!!

maybe in CHINA or wherever else they spawn from they dont use arrows or other logical terms of indicating direction.

is it too much to ask you that if your going to live in our country you learn either to speak engrish or just learn to drive properly?

oh and another wonder of the asian driving world is the asian driver who, regardless of the many posted signs indicating in a large red circle the speed limit, or the maximum speed allowed, they still manage to drive about 20km/h under the speed limit.

WHATS WITH THAT!!!

now you all know that the above isn't racism, but just cold hard facts. like the sky being blue, and michael jackson's face being made of plastic.

but some of you may argue that not all asians are bad drivers, and i would like to point out that i recognize that fact but that the highest percentage of your population are spoiling it for the rest of you.

and thats the way the cookie crumbles

andrew

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